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A slimy substance which can not only be found at any time of the month but for females during the week of torture and pain aka their period. When crack germs be mixed with period blood, bad shit be goin' down.

Heelll no I ain't chipping off yo brack germs wit ma teeth, i could get a disease!

Wow, ur crack germs and period blood combination sure does smell like a rotten carcus on a hot summer day..

Sista: Hey bro, wanna go swimming?
Brotha: Helll no sis, yo crack germs and period blood be attracting some big ass sharks!

Sista: Hey bro, wanna go for a midnight stroll in the dark woods?
Brotha: Helll no woman, yo deadly combination of crack germs and period blood gon' be attracting da bears around herre! I can smell your cunt from here lil sis!

crack germs by CREW February 3, 2005

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German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

German crack by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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