14 definitions by (****())

Thirsty

NOT a synonym for horny.....
Thirsty means desperate for sex
Horny means in the mood for sex

I'm thirsty

by (****()) August 25, 2022

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

Pork

Pig meat

I ate pork

by (****()) May 4, 2022

Indecent exposure

To publicly expose a reproductive organ

I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure

by (****()) August 25, 2022

Frank

1. To be honest and direct.
2. To mark a letter indication postage has been paid.
3. A man's penis.
4. Hot dog or sausage

1. Enough with this bullshit, can I be frank with you?
2. The letter has been franked.
3. My frank started throbbing when that hot girl walked by.
4. Let's put the franks on the grill.

by (****()) July 31, 2022

Thing

A man's penis

My thing is stiff

by (****()) July 8, 2022

Lifer

1. Someone who is sentenced to life in prison
2. When a birder sees a bird they've never seen before

1. He murdered his whole family so now he's a lifer
2. I just saw a Red-throated Loon, it was a lifer!

by (****()) August 25, 2022