Crab trap 

A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs

Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany

Girl:1 her too

Crab trap by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017

crab trap 

A practical joke designed for one-person public restrooms. You bring a rubber glove as it will get messy, making sure you ate some spicy mexican food or other natural laxative beforehand. After properly applying the glove on your hand, shit in the toilet and pick it up smearing it on the door handle inside the bathroom, sink faucet, toilet paper, and paper towel dispenser. Be careful to keep the toilet clean as if you leave it dirty the prey will not take the bait of a clean, unharmed toilet. Doing this will ensure that the person can't get out of the restroom without touching shit in some way, unless he calls for help.

Oh shit! I just got hit with a crab trap! It's just like the method those people use on discovery channel.

crab trap by BALLS 3000 December 12, 2008

Crab Trap 

Another name for a road that takes you off a highway with seemingly no way to get back on. They always drop you off in the worst of neighborhoods and give cause for you to fear for your life. Similar to how a crab trap lets crabs in, but they can't get out.

Person 1: Whoa I thought I was going to die today after I pulled off onto a crab trap that led me into East St. Louis. I'm surprised im still alive!

Person 2: I was going to go to the mall today but I made a wrong turn onto a crab trap. Took me 30 minutes to find a route back onto the highway!

Crab Trap by Anonymous::: January 21, 2010

Crab Trap 

Someone so slutty they seem to bait and trap crabs (and other STDs).

That girl is a total crab trap.

Crab Trap by Not a crab trap June 4, 2008

Crab trap 

The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her

woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!

Crab trap by iceman_420 July 13, 2011

snappy crab trap 

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008

Alaskan Crab Trap 

2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.

In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"

Alaskan Crab Trap by JayPinda December 15, 2012