CPI

The Cost Per Insertion, referring to the price required in order to complete intercourse with someone of the opposite sex. Normally worked out by adding overheads such as meals, cinema tickets, travel etc. then dividing by the number of times one has had sex with that person. A low CPI obviously denotes a slut while a high one denotes a high maintenance girlfriend or expensive hooker.

Dave: What you're girlfriend like?
Sam: Well she's certainly no cheap slut, with a CPI of 120 quid I may as well get a hooker.
Dave: Yeah, my bird's much better, CPI of 20 and I get to take her up the shitpipe.

CPI by Ball Bag April 9, 2006

cpi

Consumer Price Index; a value determined by the US goverment which gives the relative value of goods and service. Currently in 1982-1983 dollars.

The CPI of 1982-1983 is 100 denoting that during 1982-1983 goods in services cost $100 in 1982-1983 dollars

cpi by Maletruck July 16, 2006

cpi

columns per inch, but dpi is mostly used today

"i got a 1600 cpi mouse!"

cpi by iron_pyrite September 7, 2005

CPI

Consumer price index.

CCPIU or Chained consumer price index for all urban consumers.

CPI by justaname1 November 17, 2023

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) 

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) by cmurray67 April 19, 2012

cpixel 

One of the first social networking websites of the early 2000s. Cpixel was used to meet people, the first website to have locked photo albums. it also had interesting forums, and females getting exposed.

Cpixel helped find me some online booty well b4 tinder was thought of!

cpixel by PapaDaca July 14, 2017

cpio 

cpio - copy file archives in and out

The stupid cunts at Oracle distribute all of their shit as gzipped cpios. What a bunch of fucks.

cpio by irix September 7, 2006