A cow
pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow
pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe
pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what'
s going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the
pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.
NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.
NOTE: Gloves
may be needed. The cow
pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW
PIE SURPRISE.
Person 1: Man, Did you see that
shitty look Turza had after his cow
pie surprise.
Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all
day.