coenet 

Coenet is the girl who everybody wants but only one guy can have. She is insanely adorable and beautiful and sexy as well. She is kind and giving and will go anywhere for you. The best friend you will ever have in your life. She is loyal and will not leave you no matter what.

"Look at that girl."
"That's Coenet."
"She's cute."
"Sexy too."

coenet by IamTheJMan July 1, 2014

covereaction 

Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction

Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.

Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.

covereaction by El Jquan2 July 8, 2020

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010

Coventrated 

Meaning: Total obliteration of a town via military attack

Word is coined by the Nazis during WWII after the city of Coventry in England was destroyed during an air raid on November 14, 1940. Today known as part of a series of attack called Coventry Blitz

luftwaffe dude: coventry has been coventrated sir
hitler: lol

Coventrated by funeralghee December 11, 2011

Tesla Coven 

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.

How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.

Tesla Coven by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020

Cohenesque 

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.

His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.

Cohenesque by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage 

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010