Skip to main content

Covenent 

A small private school in Charlottesville, Virginia where the tuition is just over 10k. Pretty nice school with a good rep because the kids there are sneaky with their partying and shit. Another reason they have a good rep is that two Laxers who graduated from there are on the Duke mens teams and they weren't at that party...thats probably an accident. Good school though, prett good kids, there just as wealthy as STAB kids its just that Covenent is more religious and Cov. has more kids who think they're better than STABies because they are religious. Psh right.
STAB kid: Stabs better because we pay twice ur tueetion.
Covenent Kid: Psh yeah and you still can't spell tuition.
Covenent by Laxer13 June 20, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Covenant of the Keys 

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
Covenant of the Keys by Jason June 30, 2004

Covenant 

The Covenant are a group of aliens that play the roles of antagonist all through Halo: Combat Evolved. However, in Halo two, the smash hit sequal, You'll play the role of the Arbiter, an Elite. However, the only enemies you could kill as the Elite were heritic Covenant and the Flood. The roles of the covenant stand in hierarchy order
Prophets, graceful creatures that consider themselves the greatest of all Covenant. Brutes, As of Halo 2, brutes are the prophet's trusted guards. Elites, the commanders of all other covenant, Elites have four mandibles each lined with a row of teeth. Hunters, the living tanks of the covenant, having a fuel rod cannon on the right arm. Drones, the flying army man, their environment is preferably space, they hate atmospheric flight. Jackals, the bird like creatures hiding behind an energy field, and grunts, as they are: grunts. thier main purpose is to serve the higher classes. unmentioned races are Engineers, and Sharaquoi, these beasts are mentioned in Conversations of the universe, located in the Halo 2 collector's addition.
Covenant by Chris000 July 17, 2006

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

ass of the covenant 

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid
P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"
ass of the covenant by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011

covenant christian school 

the most boring school ever. seriously,... there is nothing to do there and its tiny as heck. all the adults and teachers will tell you how great it is but it's not. don't fall for it. STAY AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL. NO MATTER WHAT. a lot of people are fake and you can't make a lot of friends since there's like 10-20 ppl per GRADE. they teach the bible and do chapel every Friday, it sucks.

EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE.

( also they might change the name next year hopefully, it even SOUNDS lame)
girl: hey heard you switched schools, which school do you go to?

guy: covenant christian school. my parents are frickin forcing me to stay at this dumbass school
girl: how is it?
guy: terrible I would rather kms
guy: if you're ever thinking of going there, DONT.

Covenant 

Correction. The convenant consist of Grunts, Elites, Brutes, Jackals, Hunters, Drones, Engineers and Prophets. However, in the covenant langauge Grunt= Unggoy, Jackal= Kig-yar Hunter= Lekgolo Elite= Sangheili Brute= Jiralhanae Drone= Yanme`e Phrophet= Prophet Engineer=Engineer
The Master-Cheif destroyed an entire covenant armada.
Covenant by Threat November 25, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next