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count macula

someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted
HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her
by count swagula April 10, 2011
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Count Mackula

The real Mackula is a true player with MAD GAME he never hits on chicks because he is too busy doing his thing being productive. Girls chase Mackula but he is always respectful and considerate. He is often hated on by wanna be fake mackulas who don't under stand the rules of the game and try to make themselves look good by trying to tear others down. Mackula is impervious to these atempts and swiftly disregards any malicious retoric. Mackula rarely goes to clubs but can often found on stage putting it down with taste and style.
Count Mackula would most likey be someone like Tom Curren, Albert Einstien, Christopher Walken, Charles Mingus, Sun Tzu
by Fivestring May 21, 2008
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Count Mackula

The guy in the club who thinks he is the shit and tries to hit on everything with a pulse and/or a vagina.
Count Mackula has hit on every girl in here twice.
by Varnell August 7, 2006
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