Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Count Choculitis by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

count choculitis

A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.

Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!

count choculitis by fortunate_son April 23, 2006

countchoculitis

The disease with symptoms of horribly drawn on upside-down "V" eyebrows in black eye pencil. Normally worn by older women who thinks this is the "style" and "looks good". Typically Hispanic women are the carriers of this disease, but has also been known to strike Italian women as well.

Have you seen Flo lately and her eyebrows? I heard she has been diagnosed with countchoculitis!

countchoculitis by hotincleveland August 22, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008