couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017

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