cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.

Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.

cougar con by Emcata June 24, 2016

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Cougar Conquerer Kitten

An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.

"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"

"The cougar? The 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?"

"he left her for a hot 22 year old Cougar Conquerer Kitten"

Cougar Conquerer Kitten by Savia J March 14, 2009

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cougar con • Cougar Conquerer Kitten • concert cougar • Cougarcorn • cougar • cougar bait • Cougar Cub • cougar crush • cougar den • cougar hawk

concert cougar

someone that goes to a lot of concerts

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!

concert cougar by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023

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Cougarcorn

Twist on the cougar.

A woman who falls into the “unicorn” category on the hot to crazy ratio scale and has a boyfriend substantially younger than herself.

Usually characterized by being strikingly gorgeous, decent cook, sparkling personality, genuinely loving, slightly ( but not scandalously) older, and so completely ridiculously funny that she posted this definition 🦄✌️🤗😍❤️

Men and women alike don’t believe this creature exists, but she does.

If you are lucky enough to attract this woman... KEEP HER!

When Jason met Kristine, he knew he had found the elusive Cougarcorn!

Cougarcorn by Kramer319 January 13, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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