The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.
by Natrone Means Business March 26, 2007
When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
by TheRealFuknCarl January 1, 2019
Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
by The Grunt February 27, 2021
Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle April 10, 2016
1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
by matttttttttttttttty boy April 18, 2007
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