A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.
by Mister Conjuction May 17, 2020
This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo
For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.
by IvanCC October 20, 2008
by lilnugget123 December 8, 2014
A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.
Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
This is a 69 position. You are eating a girl out and she is sucking your dick. You are also plugging her nose, while there is a corncob in her asshole. She gags on ur penis and tries to talk and she sounds russian.
by Cptn. Kern Cobb June 9, 2009
Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?
by Digital V July 24, 2008
the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.
by TONYGILLIGAN April 25, 2011