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shootin' corn on the cob 

When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"

cornshooter

A term used in the Midwest that means asshole (literally)
I was going to go see Brokeback Mountain until I heard that some guy takes one in the cornshooter.
cornshooter by hautroddr April 24, 2006

conshootulary 

Da local "area's finest" dat uses firearms instead of swords/daggers as their weapons of choice.
In "Another Fine Mess", Colonel Buckshot summons da town's entire conshootulary to his doorstep to help deal with Laurel and Hardy, but for all their energetic rushing about and noisy voluminous pistol-blasting, da only things they end up doing is making total jackasses of themselves and then getting their uniforms ripped off due to a passing subway-train.
conshootulary by QuacksO July 25, 2021