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shootin' corn on the cob 

When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"

cornshooter

A term used in the Midwest that means asshole (literally)
I was going to go see Brokeback Mountain until I heard that some guy takes one in the cornshooter.
cornshooter by hautroddr April 24, 2006

conshootulary 

Da local "area's finest" dat uses firearms instead of swords/daggers as their weapons of choice.
In "Another Fine Mess", Colonel Buckshot summons da town's entire conshootulary to his doorstep to help deal with Laurel and Hardy, but for all their energetic rushing about and noisy voluminous pistol-blasting, da only things they end up doing is making total jackasses of themselves and then getting their uniforms ripped off due to a passing subway-train.
conshootulary by QuacksO July 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026