Croatard 

The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.

geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!

Croatard by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007

corotard 

One who takes Coricidin HBP (Triple Cs) to get high instead of using a safe alternative.

Don't be a corotard and get killed trying to have fun with Triple Cs. Go to www.Dextroverse.org before you screw up.

corotard by DXM User September 19, 2005

cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008

corptard 

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

corptard by feluna March 29, 2015

Coretard

Used to define someone who has bought just the Core System for the Xbox 360, and not the hard drive.

"You didn't get the hard drive? You're such a fucking coretard!"

Coretard by Raistlin244 June 11, 2006

corntard

one ear short of a window licker

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!

corntard by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

Corktard 

Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.

Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!

Corktard by RAV4 Leemus August 31, 2025