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Another word for really pissed of guy who a) has a really, really hot mom b) is obsessed with anal sex and c) is an asshole
Wow, look at Rich Cormier go! From the looks of it, he has a hot mom, likes anal sex, and is an asshole in general. Just a thought!
cormier by the one February 10, 2005
"oww i just hit my cormier"
"dude, that guy just threw a dirty cormier"
cormier by pwner12345678901 April 20, 2010

cormier'd 

getting elbowed in the face while playing hockey
Holy shit number 4 just got cormier'd
cormier'd by wilsdsbsd February 11, 2010

Cormier trickshot

Ejaculating on your bed sheets and furniture without cleaning it afterwards.
"I just hit a Cormier trickshot in my room, why is it purple and stinky"

The Cormier 

The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"
The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy
The Cormier by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006