Coozie

Soft like gummy bears

you're such a coozie

by EM3Fan February 1, 2014

coozie

cool, sweet, or awesome

"coo~zee"

It would be pretty coozie if someone gave me a lambo.

That new ipod was coozie.

My friends are coozie most of the time.

That was so not coozie.

by japoo3 June 11, 2009

coozie

Pubic Hair. Usually in reference to finding it in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Damn, Fred, there's a coozie in my hamburger.

by Kenjolio January 15, 2004

nigger coozie

paper bag that is used to cover all malt liquor and 40 OZs bought at the liquor store

Tyrone bought some mad dog 20/20 and it came with a complimentary nigger coozie.

by kentarooney April 28, 2008

weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

by Brandon Gorman January 22, 2007

ball coozie

A ball coozie is when you put your balls in warm milk and you have a lady take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk to create a jucuzzie for your balls, which makes a ball coozie.

Man Vanessa that ball coozie last night was delish.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Coozie

another, way better word for cool

That car is fucking coozie.

by Maggie November 7, 2004