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cooter jerky
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When a cooter is stale and dried to the
consistency
of
beef jerky
. See also: "
geriatric
labia."
I knew she wasn't
young
, but I wasn't
expecting
cooter
jerky!
by
Buck Kackey
August 17, 2020
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