Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m.

drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream
by UNDEFINED_72 October 15, 2009
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A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.
Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"
by CooterQueen000 September 27, 2010
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A certain type of free roaming possum in North Carolina that likes to hide in people's backyards.
There are a lot of cooters in the backyard!
by hpfankelly88 December 08, 2006
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1. a vagina
2. a type of fish
3. a character on Dukes of Hazzard
4. a drunken redneck
* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
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n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. {orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".}
"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting."

"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
by Grannie Annie August 06, 2007
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