2 definitions by Baby Jesus
Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.
I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.
by Baby Jesus January 6, 2003
Cooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
by Baby Jesus March 16, 2005