Urban Dictionary: cooter

cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck

So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.

by snabald July 13, 2003

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cooters

Plural of "Cooter", or numerous vaginas all specified in their entirety.

All them chicks got some skanky cooters!

by muntumbomo klick May 08, 2006

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Cooter

a vaginal crevice

Wow, I would really like to put my finger in her cooter.

I would really like to please that cooter of yours as long as your bum doesn't erupt with gaseous explosions!

by Jeffman March 14, 2003

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cooter

private parts; insult

"omg i wanna get inside her cooter"

"what a cooter"

by probably a loser December 10, 2013

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cooter

Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.

1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter.
2. My cooter is itchy today.
3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp*
4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.

by willprostituteformoneyJmmbnCEa July 17, 2005