coot

A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.

"That old coot."

by Dark Knight March 29, 2004

Coot

(slang)- of great shock value.
Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT
Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT...
originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.

Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today."

Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time."

Use of the long "ewe"

Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year."

Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."

by EEFIE January 21, 2009

coot

A term for older person.

That coot lost his mind.

by DavidMoore June 7, 2005

Coot

A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word

Coot of the day goes to...

by Jkaren614 January 10, 2017

coot coot

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius

eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.

by Webster February 3, 2005

cooting

One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.

I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!

by Dill Wum December 21, 2010

Coot

A word used typically by a dog or animal with broken English to describe another animal or person, however it is usually used to describe the user of the word themselves.

Dog Owner: Who's a cute puppy? Are you a cute puppy?

Dog: I am! I very coot!

by Bediebys October 13, 2020