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Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
by Tsarstepan December 23, 2010
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An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").
n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!
Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
by Prima B. Goode July 04, 2004
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a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
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Person 1: Hey Michael what's that smell?
Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...
Person 1: *gag*
Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...
Person 1: *gag*
by Satorius November 21, 2013
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Someone who smokes, doesn't take a shower, doesn't shave, has long hair, and usually lives on the other side of the tracks.
Look at those coots over there smoking and working on that broke down Nova when they should be in school.
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