coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga January 30, 2011

Coot Poot

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.

Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!

by Jon Rog March 16, 2011

coot-noot

a pussy, vagina, women’s female parts, also a close female friend, bitch, main woman

aye you my coot-noot.
he used you for your coot-noot?

by pussy, bitch December 19, 2018

flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.

When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.

by notoriousB1G November 27, 2009

root coot

A dirty vagina or looks or smells horrible.

I was gonna fuck her but she had a root coot, I mean smelled like straight fish

by miss jazz in sc December 19, 2006

poot to coot

An arrangement of two or more females riding in tandem in which the ass of the front girl is pressed against the vagina of the other. This usually occurs between two fully clothed females riding together on things such as horses, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis. Not to be confused with "nuts to butts" which describes the same arrangement but occurring with dudes.

"Did you see those lesbians ride by on those motorcycles? They were all riding poots to coots."

"Her horse died on the trail so we had to ride poot to coot all the way home"

by JSpyder November 29, 2011

ronny coot

aussie slang for a root

oi bro i got a ronny coot last night

by SWITCH ONE January 24, 2010