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goon coon 

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
goon coon by Goondued November 8, 2011

coon and goon 

An Australian wine and cheese night. It provides an opportunity for the youth to experience the finer things in life. It usually involves copious amounts of terrible wine, mixed with ungodly amounts of Kraft cheese singles.
Oi brev. I'm feeling a bit classy tonight, how about we get the gang together for a coon and goon night?
coon and goon by Goonlord August 10, 2016

Goon Coon 

A ghetto girl that starts drama and only has sex with the opposite race. And invites drama for clout and content while having no content of their own. A homie hopping ratchet female.
Man, leave that girl alone! She a goon coon!
Goon Coon by Hashtag Fire May 7, 2025

GOON AND COON NIGHT 

The poor student version of the wealthy high class fancy party.
Ahh fuck yeah goon and coon night cant wait to get all up in that coon!!