coolhands 

Something (or someone) awesome, usually relating to something done with hands, like visual art or masturbation.

"Wow, this drawing is so coolhands, like Coolhands."
"Hi coolhands."
"Wanked for 2 hours straight, call me coolhands.

coolhands by the official mother August 7, 2025

cockhands 

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

cockhands by storkman January 17, 2008

Cockhands 

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

Cockhands by srjg March 30, 2010

cowhands 

1.) A stupid yet lovable person.
2.) You have cows for hands.

Though I know it's tempting, Hailey, please refrain from eating my front yard, you cowhands.

cowhands by Styrofoam toast June 15, 2020

coolhand 

One of the greatest debaters I've ever seen. Like Maddox, he'll rip your arguments apart and/or turn them against you. Unlike Maddox, he doesn't swear excessively.

I got into an argument with CoolHand last night. My ass still hurts from how hard he was kicking it.

coolhand by Black Angel May 1, 2004

coolmandude545 

A person who gets mad when people post pictures of him online without permission but he does it himself without permission

coolmandude545 cheese slice

coolmandude545 by ForsakenCH October 2, 2020

cockhands 

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

cockhands by scallum December 4, 2005