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Phrase used by teenage boys who are trying to act clever when they are actually just being ignorant douches and don't have anything intelligent to say. Mainly used against females on the Internet because they think its funny to be sexist idiots.
Girl: You shouldn't make fun of people with epilepsy. My Dad died from it.

Boy: Cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by Goth Doll June 30, 2016
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This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
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