by M0r1uus March 25, 2020
The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
by hatlamp February 13, 2011
Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.
Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
by Ben and Joey November 27, 2007
Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan
by Starfishsan November 15, 2016
When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.
Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
by Ya_niggist January 1, 2023
by S.A alpha January 3, 2021
Descibes a woman's attitude toward sex and her ablility to produce copious amounts of natural lubricant to facilitate same. A woman who likes a lot of sex, offers her cookie and who's natural juices, cream, flow easily.
by CA Doc May 8, 2007