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cookie ruler

Someone who's extremely bored right now.

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.

by Coganator August 22, 2007

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fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

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