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confearacy
noun
a plan to use conspiracy theories to traffic and promote false fears as a means of frightening, enraging, and generally freaking people out for political gain.
a plan to use conspiracy theories to traffic and promote false fears as a means of frightening, enraging, and generally freaking people out for political gain.
The candidate used a confearacy of CRT being taught in school to successfully enrage voters, raise money and ultimately win the election while knowing his claims where false.
confearacy by GBlaiser November 9, 2021
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conwear • conEarth'staminate • conewar of 1874 • confearacy • Conheart • conrear • conwarn • Cone Artist • con gear
conEarth'staminate
conEarth'staminate by turdle1 March 30, 2023
conewar of 1874
The great conewar of 1874 it was a period of time where a man named edward bedward wanted to be the top cone so for centuries he killed many cones and tormented his dad in long car rides. One day he was ready to fight the order of the cones his own family. He sluaghterd many cones including his brothers sister and his own mom. Then the last final boss came his dad who he has tormented in long car rides. He was winning but then he slipped on his broken banana peel and fell on his head which deformed it and he lost his powers. so he lost then a sun was dropped on the cones race and half the population was gone then the rest are being raped by his dad as we speak. Its all because of little edweed lost to his dad the one who he tormented for years. Now there is no going back we have to live on the cones orders run by the tormented dad. There is no escape.
conewar of 1874 by The real massa June 5, 2022
conrear
(verb) To scowlingly address someone's posterior instead of his face, and demand to know why said "padded pair" behaved in whatever way it was dat displeased you. Could also be spelled "conback", where a fretful human simmeringly demands why your shoulder-blades or vertebrae offended him/her somehow.
Baked-beans-loving dude: I always sufferingly abstain from helpings of B&M's or Bush's for several hours beforehand whenever I'm gonna be venturing out in public --- especially if I'll be needing to either stand in a crowd or wait in line at any time during said outing --- to hopefully avoid any red-faced conrearations regarding my "lively" intestinal reactions to said tasty steaming delectables.
Conheart
A bottom-shelf con artist who doesn’t even steal your money — just your time, energy, and self-esteem. A bootleg Casanova with the emotional depth of a puddle in a parking lot.
“Don’t waste your mascara, babe. He’s a conheart — basically a Tinder trial version of heartbreak with ads every five minutes.”
Conheart by JR Jimmy Ricard August 23, 2025
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