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when you have clothes but don’t know what to wear
i am conwear about what to wear today
conwear by M&&M December 15, 2019
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confearacy 

noun

a plan to use conspiracy theories to traffic and promote false fears as a means of frightening, enraging, and generally freaking people out for political gain.
The candidate used a confearacy of CRT being taught in school to successfully enrage voters, raise money and ultimately win the election while knowing his claims where false.
confearacy by GBlaiser November 9, 2021

conEarth'staminate

A word to describe how amazingly trash something is
oil pollution is conEarth'staminate annd should not happen
conEarth'staminate by turdle1 March 30, 2023
Signs posted on the highway within the vicinity of prisons.
You don't want to pick up hitchhikers when you've seen a conwarn.

She ignored the conwarn and they ofund her dead in a ditch.
conwarn by margescan July 29, 2012

conewar of 1874 

The great conewar of 1874 it was a period of time where a man named edward bedward wanted to be the top cone so for centuries he killed many cones and tormented his dad in long car rides. One day he was ready to fight the order of the cones his own family. He sluaghterd many cones including his brothers sister and his own mom. Then the last final boss came his dad who he has tormented in long car rides. He was winning but then he slipped on his broken banana peel and fell on his head which deformed it and he lost his powers. so he lost then a sun was dropped on the cones race and half the population was gone then the rest are being raped by his dad as we speak. Its all because of little edweed lost to his dad the one who he tormented for years. Now there is no going back we have to live on the cones orders run by the tormented dad. There is no escape.
The conewar of 1874 the war where half of the cone race was wiped from earth.
(verb) To scowlingly address someone's posterior instead of his face, and demand to know why said "padded pair" behaved in whatever way it was dat displeased you. Could also be spelled "conback", where a fretful human simmeringly demands why your shoulder-blades or vertebrae offended him/her somehow.
Baked-beans-loving dude: I always sufferingly abstain from helpings of B&M's or Bush's for several hours beforehand whenever I'm gonna be venturing out in public --- especially if I'll be needing to either stand in a crowd or wait in line at any time during said outing --- to hopefully avoid any red-faced conrearations regarding my "lively" intestinal reactions to said tasty steaming delectables.
conrear by QuacksO November 4, 2023

Conheart 

A bottom-shelf con artist who doesn’t even steal your money — just your time, energy, and self-esteem. A bootleg Casanova with the emotional depth of a puddle in a parking lot.
“Don’t waste your mascara, babe. He’s a conheart — basically a Tinder trial version of heartbreak with ads every five minutes.”
Conheart by JR Jimmy Ricard August 23, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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