conrear 

(verb) To scowlingly address someone's posterior instead of his face, and demand to know why said "padded pair" behaved in whatever way it was dat displeased you. Could also be spelled "conback", where a fretful human simmeringly demands why your shoulder-blades or vertebrae offended him/her somehow.

Baked-beans-loving dude: I always sufferingly abstain from helpings of B&M's or Bush's for several hours beforehand whenever I'm gonna be venturing out in public --- especially if I'll be needing to either stand in a crowd or wait in line at any time during said outing --- to hopefully avoid any red-faced conrearations regarding my "lively" intestinal reactions to said tasty steaming delectables.

conrear by QuacksO November 4, 2023

confearacy 

noun

a plan to use conspiracy theories to traffic and promote false fears as a means of frightening, enraging, and generally freaking people out for political gain.

The candidate used a confearacy of CRT being taught in school to successfully enrage voters, raise money and ultimately win the election while knowing his claims where false.

confearacy by GBlaiser November 9, 2021

conEarth'staminate

A word to describe how amazingly trash something is

oil pollution is conEarth'staminate annd should not happen

conEarth'staminate by turdle1 March 30, 2023

conwear 

when you have clothes but don’t know what to wear

i am conwear about what to wear today

conwear by M&&M December 15, 2019

Conheart 

A bottom-shelf con artist who doesn’t even steal your money — just your time, energy, and self-esteem. A bootleg Casanova with the emotional depth of a puddle in a parking lot.

“Don’t waste your mascara, babe. He’s a conheart — basically a Tinder trial version of heartbreak with ads every five minutes.”

Conheart by JR Jimmy Ricard August 23, 2025