A convo bomb by definition, is a past history, fact, or personal problem some one has in which you know about but never discuss because of its harshness.
In a heated argument. you unleash a Bomb resulting in the conversation ending.
A Convo Nuke is when a friendship ends because of the severity of the comment.
A convo bomb = "oh yea your so much cooler than me thats why you have herpes"
A convo nuke = "fuck you i didnt kill your father"
The conversational equivalent of photobombing. Usually unintentional, the perpetrator is just a fuckwit. An unwanted guest who takes over the conversation and cannot be persuaded to leave directly or otherwise.
" Jane: Hey, so I was talking to Rachel the other day and she said her and Todd slept together"
Linda: Are you serious tha-
Alice: HEY GUYS! can you believe the economy these days...(proceeds 10min speech on world economy)
An individual who derives great pleasure from being extremely blunt or unequivocal yet simultaneously witty and sarcastic in front of a group of fake-ass, two-faced people.
A group of parents are talking about how well their children are doing.
Sarah: "Oh yes, my little angel got straight A's this year. She was named top in her class and - haha - I can't say I'm surprised. Oh! Kacy, how is Susie doing."
Kacy: "Well, she's not giving blowjobs to nerds in the science wing bathroom so they'll do her homework, and she's not smoking pot behind the school like I've seen your kid doing. So I'd say she's doing spectacular!" Kacy leaves.
Sarah: "God what a Convobomber.
A person who enters a conversation without being asked there opinion. Usually they think they have something important to say but in actuality are a extremely annoying.
Sally kept convobombing us at lunch today, why dosent she ever stfu?!?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.