A group of parents are talking about how well their children are doing.
Sarah: "Oh yes, my little angel got
straight A's this year. She was named top in her class and - haha - I can't say I'm surprised. Oh! Kacy, how is Susie doing."
Kacy: "Well, she's not giving blowjobs to nerds in the science wing bathroom so they'll do her homework, and she's not
smoking pot behind the school like I've seen your kid doing. So I'd say she's doing
spectacular!" Kacy leaves.
Sarah: "God what a Convobomber.