Contrabular

Noun.
An act or process that leaves somebody with shat pants.

"Man, that double backflip made me contrabular. I'm going to need a minute"

Contrabular by Quagga Paste February 6, 2014

Disregard the constabulary! 

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.

Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012

contrafibularities 

A form of congratulations as used by Edmund Blackadder to mock Doctor Samuel Johnson, author of the dictionary.

"Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."

contrafibularities by Matty999 December 14, 2006

contrapulate 

a word that fits your needs -- can mean anything you want it to.

omg! liz ate the last cookie. i'm gonna contrapulate her!

or

ooh, emily looks sexy today. i wanna contrapulate her.

contrapulate by emiliz January 3, 2009

contabulated 

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

contabulated by sharw135 April 30, 2011

Contrabar

Contrabar is a imaginary Llama with two girl owners. He has wings. He is awesome. He is the best.

OMG Contrabar is the best Llama ever!!

Contrabar by patunya March 11, 2017

Contrabulous 

Contrabulous is when you're explain someone or something exciting and or awesome

"that bridge dude is contrabulous"

Contrabulous by jessica from canada April 5, 2017