connie lingus

Fake name students give to substitute teachers.

Substitute teacher: "Who is that girl shooting spitballs?"
Student: "That's Connie. Connie Lingus. You should send her ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck December 28, 2005

connie lingus

see colonel angus

i love colonel angus!

by gilgamesh May 4, 2003

Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

by Jake in NYC December 28, 2005