confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.
"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."
by dayvross August 25, 2018
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Dick confetti

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.
by Puntilla August 27, 2017
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