conference ass

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea
The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."
by CW99 November 01, 2007
mugGet the conference assmug.