conestoga wagon 

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

conestoga wagon by WagonRider November 18, 2017

Cuntestoga Wagon 

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

Cuntestoga Wagon by Fally_F December 16, 2024