Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.
"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"
"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).