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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?
Condom pocket by Shuaman April 27, 2019

condom pocket

Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.
"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"

"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"
condom pocket by taylor bogner March 27, 2008

Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.
"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."

condom in back pocket 

it is a good luck charm during parties. It states that you will not get caught by the police.
thank god you put your condom in back pocket, i don't feel like getting cought.
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