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Huge fucking dick
Wow, it's só big, it must be a CONDE😃
Conde by Conde the huge dick guy November 22, 2021
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The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
That guy is a conde
conde by The Random guy June 20, 2016
Now that's a real nigga...known to be bout that life and get money this nigga is once in a lifetime....there's only 4 known to all existence and they all a problem....especially the 3rd one that nigga is the greatest of his era
All my kids want to be Conde
My bitch loves fucking with them Condes

Tyrone wishes to be like Conde
Conde by BigJune November 23, 2021
slang (policier) cop
informal ; policeman

Term used in Marseille, France to refer to a police officer.
Fais gaffe, y'a les condés devant.
Be careful, the condés are here.
condé by EriaTalks June 5, 2021

conde nast 

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
conde nast by condelust March 22, 2005

Conde Gay-t 

The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.
Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it
Conde Gay-t by Javier Tapata January 22, 2020

Arthur Condé 

Arthur Condé is a Brazilian slang used to describe someone with homosexual tendencies but who does not come out directly and feels offended when being called homosexual.
Maybe he is doing some Arthur Condé things
Arthur Condé by VaginaseSexo December 6, 2024
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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