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concurrency 

A currency whose valuation references the magnitude of transactions occurring simultaneously at any one instant. This magnitude is treated as a function of the distance between the producer and consumer.
Concurrency would make linear time a function of space.
concurrency by sandraxine August 9, 2018

I concurrently concur 

To sarcastically agree to something extremely obvious.
To be a dick.
Dude, Call Of Duty is pretty popular.

I concurrently concur.

Concordence 

An index-type reference booklet dat tells you where key words and phrases are in da operator's manual for da infamous SST jet.
Perhaps if da crew of Air France Flight 4590 had consulted da Concordence shortly before takeoff, they might have seen da super-important directive, "Check da runway for foreign objects before beginning take-off maneuvers", and thus saved their plane from a fiery crash!
Concordence by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026