comtacs

clearly a respectable member of society
under suspicion for harbouring terrorist cells and leading such groups
cannot be held accountable for terror attacks in ozikstan or its republics
clearly a sane, anti-rape promoter
can be trusted with military grade gear and weapons.

"comtacs is here"
"did you lock the bunker doors?"
"no, why?"
"it's over."

by gooboid October 17, 2022

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

contacshoned

a way to feel depressed

i am very contacshoned

by anonymous October 7, 2020