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Compliant Asshole 

1) An Asshole who is a dick and finally falls follows the rules while still being an asshole

2) Anus which must be coaxed into pooping

3) Constipation which can be resolved but massaging your asshole into compliance.
"He's a Compliant asshole and finally following the rules after being reamed out"

" I took a poop and it took alot of effort, but i massaged my asshole into compliance"

" The asshole is finally compliant and following the rules"
Compliant Asshole by Adrenaline_x February 23, 2010
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Compliant Charlie 

A yes man that obeys authority whether it be their boss at work or their local or national government officials.
Marco: The government says wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Mike: Ugh Marco, you’re such a Compliant Charlie.

Canon Compliant 

A term used to describe a fanfiction's relationship to canon. It is used for fanfictions that are not set in an alternate universe (AU), meaning that the author made an effort to not contradict the canon setting, plot development, characters, etc.
Fangirl 1: I read this great fanfiction over the weekend
Fangirl 2: Was it canon compliant?
Fangirl 1: Yeah, it had all the same characters and plot details as the show!
Canon Compliant by strawbfairy March 8, 2017

non compliant hotwife

This simply means when a Hotwife does not want to go by the documented universal guidelines and or the definition of what a Hotwife is.
She doesn't realize the gift the husband/boyfriend has given her by letting her have sex with other men with no pernicious or baleful feelings emanating from her husband/boyfriend, especially when she enjoys having sex to the max herself. Please note: An unruly and unreasonable Hotwife is bad news for the Hotwife lifestyle , the Hotwife herself, and the Hotwife/Husband/Boyfriend relationship.
I have a non compliant Hotwife who doesn't believe in guidlines and wants to Hotwife making up her own rules and will Hotwife with or without her husbands/boyfriend approval. Of course, this type of behavior falls under a different category and name altogether.

Buzzword Compliant 

A tongue-in-cheek expression used to suggest that a particular product supports features simply because they are currently fashionable.
The pointy haired boss suggested we rewrite the entire company intranet so that it would be fully buzzword compliant.
Buzzword Compliant by erikm100 October 30, 2011

Malicious Over-Compliance 

A variation of malicious compliance where you respond (or offer to respond) with way more than what was asked of you, in order to try and pressure the asker to back off.
Sue: "So I told my husband I wasn't ok with him staying at his ex-girlfriend's house when he visited her town," and he was like, 'fine, I'll never hang out alone with any female friend - ever - if that's what it takes for you to trust me'!"

Sam: "That's some grade-A malicious over-compliance. My Mom's the queen of it. I told her I didn't have time to talk for 3 hours on the phone every day and she goes 'oh I'm so sorry, I'll stop bothering you with my sad, boring life - I'll never demand speak to you again... but perhaps you would allow me a 2-minute call on my birthdays and maybe Christmas?' Like, geez, lady!"

Kid: "Bye Dad, I'm gonna hang out with some older guys in a parking lot."

Sam: "No you're not - it's 10:30pm on a school night ."

Kid: "Fine, I guess I'll just stay home all day every day and never do anything but study and pray!"

Sam: "That's nice, kid - now do your homework." *turns to Sue* "Yeah, my daughter apparently inherited the malicious over compliance talent from gran-gran. I was sort hoping she'd get Mom's singing talent, but nooo... just the theater drama."

Malicious compliance 

When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.
Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.

Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.

Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?

Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
Malicious compliance by Laurentus February 11, 2018