complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people

my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people

complete dick by bluebear December 3, 2022

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I'm not a partial dick I'm a complete dick

complete dick by Jasper-Sasha June 25, 2016

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A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

A complete fucking monster dick by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

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complete dickery

When something or someone is completely stupid and no normal word fits

Jack: the turtle walked on the wall, there's monkeys in the cabinets. All in all it's just complete dickery

complete dickery by You read this, really? January 29, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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