comic books

Soap operas for guys.

Usually includes overly-busty women, placed in roles under super-powered roid-raging men with deep voices and capes.

Usually includes one or more love interest.

Just like soap operas, every single noun in the book counts as a 'device plot', including the characters, the love interests, and all other types of personalities.

All writers and artists in major comic books can be accurately referred to as 'boner-inducers', since 99% of what they do with the female characters is designed to get readers hard. Whether it's having ultra-revealing or skin-tight clothing on the women, or making two women kiss during the comic, you can count on them breaking the 'continuity' of the whole thing just to get guys hard.

One of the earliest examples of domestic porn.

Women have soap opera, men have comic books.

comic books by Here's a Guy! January 10, 2010

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comic books

another variation on the word marijuana. Derived from kid in Berkeley.

"hey man, let's go read some comic books"

comic books by alex cody-prentice May 23, 2006

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@Comicbooknerds

@comicbooknerds are sexy mfs that post amazing content but won’t let the most sexiest mf @imthetruesusking.2 in 😦😢

@comicbooknerds are sexy mfs

@Comicbooknerds by Okay no me and the May 12, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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