com nav

-Nerds who used to get thier underwear hung from the flag pole who grow up to mistakenly join the marine corps to further embarass themselves by having sex with transexuals with their radio wave induced shrunken testicles.
-A jew with a radar.

Person 1: Damn dude, I think I pulled a com nav.
Person 2: Yeah, that chick was definately a man.

by Peacock Seal Mclovin April 3, 2008

COMNAVSPOUSE

Better known as "Commander, US Naval Spousal Forces".

1. The leading military dependent in the US Naval Forces.

2. The head Dependa.

Andrew has been appointed to the position of COMNAVSPOUSE by the Chief of Naval Operations, for his never ending support of his active duty spouse, as well as his great success in peddling essential oils and Lula Roe.

by Your Moms Special Friend April 16, 2019