Colon Whiskers

The wiry, tangly, pubic hair surrounding the balloon knot

I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.

I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.

by Elliot Lauris Marie September 2, 2018

colon cough

Noisy Gassous discharge ...Loud Fart

He tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.

by Tdancer May 10, 2017

colon cowboy

A derogatory term for a homosexual

Whoa look at those two on the bed, Yeah hes a colon cowboy and so is he.

by [e-mail] March 8, 2008

colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.

That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay November 11, 2007

D colon

D colon stands for an emoji
"D:"
It's usually used when a person wants to express their dissapointment or an unhappy astonichment.

No! we gotta dip the Yoshi! That's a D colon!

by SagiriHimoto May 30, 2022

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman June 24, 2007