Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders by TheBurninator November 28, 2003
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The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.
There are a couple variations to this:
A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.
A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
There are a couple variations to this:
A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.
A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
Colonel Sanders by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010
Colonel Sanders
The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.
Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.
Reginald:Indeed he does.
Rupert:God Save the Queen!
Reginald:And the Colonel too!
Rupert:...
Reginald:Indeed he does.
Rupert:God Save the Queen!
Reginald:And the Colonel too!
Rupert:...
Colonel Sanders by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005
Colonel Sanders
1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
Colonel Sanders by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003
Colonel Sanders
Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.
Colonel Sanders by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003
Colonel Sanders
A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".
His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
Colonel Sanders by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009