An extremely long, rambling post written on a message board. The said post usually seems more interesting to the writer while typing, but is actually extremely boring and difficult to read.

This post is usually followed by a crudely photoshopped picture of Colin Powell.

It is believed that this phenomenon was birthed in the miscellaneous section of the website.
"Sorry for the Colin Powell post, but my girlfriend just left me and I had to get it out in these 53 paragraphs."
by KennyK June 21, 2006
unfortunate guy who should be presciding over the USA but instead is having to appologise/clean up all of bush's blunders
get powell in/bush out
American politician/general who can't pronounce his own name
"hi, my name's coalin"

"don't you mean colin?"

"oh yeah"
by G December 31, 2004
to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots
I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.
by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.
Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 2, 2005
Someone in our government who is actually smart.
Colin Powell is smarter than Bush or Chaney!
by Anonymous June 24, 2003