colin powell 

An extremely long, rambling post written on a message board. The said post usually seems more interesting to the writer while typing, but is actually extremely boring and difficult to read.

This post is usually followed by a crudely photoshopped picture of Colin Powell.

It is believed that this phenomenon was birthed in the miscellaneous section of the Bodybuilding.com website.

"Sorry for the Colin Powell post, but my girlfriend just left me and I had to get it out in these 53 paragraphs."

colin powell by KennyK June 21, 2006

Colin Powell 

The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.

Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.

Colin Powell by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

colin powell 

unfortunate guy who should be presciding over the USA but instead is having to appologise/clean up all of bush's blunders

get powell in/bush out

colin powell by get bush/sharon out while humanity still has a chance May 9, 2004

Colin Powell 

Someone in our government who is actually smart.

Colin Powell is smarter than Bush or Chaney!

Colin Powell by Anonymous June 23, 2003

cOlIn PoweLL 

cool guy who needs to be president

Colin Powell is a good guy.

cOlIn PoweLL by Kt$mc October 6, 2003

Colin Powell 

A man who was wrongfully screwed by the Bush administration, a man who should have been on top of the world, a man who was once voted as the most popluar (and favorite) American politician.

The world loved Colin Powell.

Colin Powell by full time college student December 18, 2005

cOlIn PoweLL 

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

cOlIn PoweLL by Marty October 22, 2003