cold poon 

1. A dead chick's vagina. The necrophiliac's dream, a cold, stiff snatch

2. A live chick's vagina, chilled with ice, often to give her sexual partner an unexpected icy treat upon penetration.

Here's a trick, instead of waiting hours for Jo's beaver to become some nice cold poon, I'm going to put her in the freezer and turn hours of waiting into minutes. And here's one I prepared earlier...

Stacy showed me her new trick this morning, it was some cold cold poon.

cold poon by Ikety February 10, 2007