Cold Gravy 

While masturbating outside in below freezing weather, you spill your seed in either the snow or it freezes before it hits the ground.

Because the lack of privacy, I decided to go outside and make cold gravy.

Cold Gravy by hunghorseman September 9, 2013

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup 

Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup...no

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup by KingKrabKok July 17, 2018